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Terry & Tammy Roberson
All My Life I’ve Been Looking For The Perfect Job
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...just couldn't concentrate.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
So then I got a job in an exercise center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
…So I retired and found I’m perfect for the job!